strictly for laughs.

Rent

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,
but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizingthat the whole event had not been worth the price.So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam: Please find enclosed a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I amnot sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
"it had never been occupied;there was plenty of heat; andit was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out thatit had been previously occupied,there wasn't any heat, andit was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir:I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady-

Is it me, or our minnesota vikings just plain sucks?

it seems every time i watch the Minnesota vikings play, we always lose, sunday match against the Dallas cowboys, was painful to watch, i really thought we could hold our own against them,
Despite dominating Minnesota for most of the game, Dallas did all it could to let the Vikings stay close, even in the lead. Then, when Dallas was about to fall behind again late in the third quarter,Dallas's Chris Canty blocked a potential field goal and Pat Watkins returned it 68 yards

for the touchdown that sent the Cowboys to a 24-14 victory Sunday.
maybe its me, maybe i always jinx the team whenever i watch their game, or maybe we should just own up to the fact, that we sucked and we sucked big time.

Another Reason these islamic terrorist should be stop.

Two explosions ripped through this city of Karachi late Thursday night, killing 126 people or more, after Benazir Bhutto, the Pakistani opposition leader and twice prime minister, returned from exile to her home city.

Her celebratory welcome, with hundreds of thousands of people lining the streets and dancing atop vehicles, turned chaotic when the blasts went off near a truck carrying the former prime minister, who was returning after eight years in exile.

Karachi hospital officials said early Friday morning that 108 people were killed by the explosions, the Associated Press reported, although the death toll remained in flux. A police surgeon told Reuters that 80 dead had been brought to three hospitals of the city. A Reuters reporter counted 35 bodies in another hospital.

Well over 100 people were thought to have been wounded by the blasts.

Bhutto herself was unhurt, news agencies reported.



How in the world can these monsters, these savages, Killed so many people and yet still say they are doing the will of God?

My Trip to New York in Pictures

After almost 9 hours delayed by the airline,(northwest)at the Minneapolis St Paul airport, i was about to cancel my trip and go back home, i was so pissed, i knew northwest airline had a reputation for delays, but i was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, for one because the airline, is based out of Minneapolis, so the thought was why not support the airline from your state first, but boy that was a huge mistake on my part,i was tired, i was hungry, and like hell i was pissed,i am never ever flying northwest again.
I know i promise you guys i was going to blog from New York, but i got caught up in the fun,i did however take a couple of pictures for my blog.

These are pictures i took of 42 and Broadway in new york.







These pictures i toke from the ferry that runs between Staten island and Manhattan.


View of Manhattan skyline

Thats the statue of Liberty in the background.





Downtown Manhattan


and finally from inside the train that runs in the subway.




New york has its pros and cons, there where some things i liked and some i did not like, for one i thought, there were just too many people, so would i give up Minnesota, to live in New York, hmmmmm.... let me just say, i am glad to be back home.

New york here i come!

i am sorry guys for the delays in posting to my blog,between job, school and my daughter, its hard to keep up, but i will be leaving for New york tomorrow for some much needed break,i will be blogging from there and telling you guys all about my new york experience, until than New York here i come.

The Burmese Malitary government ought to be ashamed of themselves.

If you are a news junkie like me and have been following the news out of the south east Asian country of Burma, i am sure you were angry and concerned for the the thousands of pro-democracy activists, who along with Buddhist monks pour unto the streets to protest the military government brutal rule. After shutting down telephone and Internet access, the military has raided the monasteries of the Monks who were protesting and brutally murdered them, and taking countless others away, with no way of knowing their fate, this is an outrage,the Burmese authority, along with all their friends who support them, like China for one, should be charged with gross human rights violations,let them be taught a lesson, that it is not OK to beat and kill unarmed people only because they want their rights.


here is an Exclusive video smuggled out of Burma showing protesters arrested and beaten by police.





These savages have no regard what so ever for human lives,let alone their own citizens,and the world must make them pay dearly for their actions.